me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life
like crying over character development
When I was a boy my mother often said to me, get married son and see how happy you will be. I have looked all over, but no girlie can I find, who seems to be just like the little girl I have in mind. I will have to look around until the right one I have found.
You draw a lot. One day, you draw a bit that is sort of different from how you were drawing it before, almost by accident. You look at it and think “oh, I like how that looks.” Then the next time you draw something you try to do that again, only more so. Then again and again until you are doing it all the time, because you like it that way. Sometimes this happens without you really even noticing.
life hack: don’t join tumblr
Oh boy. Oh boy. Don’t you love rereading and finding a quality moment of foreshadowing and/or irony that you totally missed the first time around?
The fact that he says that in response to her, of all people. And then he does hesitate.
Pixiv Artist: 豆犬
Phone Lestrade, tell him there’s an escaped rabbit.
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
Quick and simple lifehacks.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE IS EITHER REALLY PRETTY, REALLY FUNNY OR SUPER TALENTED
AND I AM NEITHER OF THE ABOVE HAhA
when u miss the last step on the stairs